Ziesto knows which of your friendships end this year. So you don't have to.
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Actuarial Empathy Engine™
Relationship Portfolio Infrastructure for the socially overextended. Ziesto Triage™ assigns every relationship a net present value, identifies underperforming attachments, and winds them down for you — gradually, deniably, in your own texting style. You didn't grow apart. We optimized.
A representative customer portfolio, marked to market nightly. Past affection is not indicative of future returns.
Courtesy Valuation
Enter a first name. Ziesto will return a preliminary emotional yield, free of charge. The name you choose to type first is itself a signal.
How Triage Works
1. Assess
Every contact receives a net present value: warmth in, favors out, discounted for distance and for how you actually feel when their name lights up your phone.
2. Rebalance
Underperformers enter managed drift. Reply latency escalates on a compassionate curve. Plans are proposed exclusively at times you are both statistically unavailable.
3. Liquidate
Positions are exited in your own voice, over months, with no detectable event. Memories transfer to cold storage. Grief is deferred indefinitely.
Signal Inputs
Birthday reply latency, adjusted for excuse quality
"We should grab coffee" recurrence with zero recorded coffee events
e-Transfer memo sentiment drift and split-the-bill hesitation vectors
Laughter authenticity delta across group calls
Historical favor imbalance, compounding at market rate
Deniability Layer
Every wind-down is engineered to be indistinguishable from ordinary life. If confronted, Ziesto supplies a warm, plausible reply in your texting style within 400ms: "omg I know, this year has been crazy — we NEED to catch up soon."
Busyness scheduling and alibi calendar saturation
"Catch up soon" auto-replies (sincerity: configurable)
Mutual-friend narrative alignment
Cross-platform drift sync — your likes taper on every app simultaneously
Instrumentation
Live views from the Triage™ console. All data is real to someone.
Sentiment Amortization — Derek entered write-off territory in March. Derek has not been informed. Derek will not notice.
Managed Drift Pipeline — By week nine, "seen" is a complete sentence.
Quarterly Empathy Allocation — Legacy support for family is maintained for continuity reasons and reviewed annually.
Liquidation Receipt — Every wind-down is logged, auditable, and unfelt.
Warmth Decay Ledger — You will remember this as "life getting busy." It was scheduled in January.
Protected Entity Registry — You may shield two relationships from triage. The interface records how long you take to pick the second one.
Compliance FAQ
How accurate are the valuations?
More accurate than you. You held Derek for six years past fair value.
Can I see my list?
No. Awareness contaminates drift. You will thank us, statistically.
What if Ziesto winds down someone I love?
Love is a trailing indicator. Our forward-looking models have already priced it in.
Do the wound-down know?
They experience it as mutual. That symmetry is a paid feature.
Can I cancel?
Yes. Cancellation places your own position in every portfolio that holds you under immediate review.
Is this legally deployable?
Drifting apart is not currently a regulated activity. We are working to keep it that way.
Ziesto may initiate replacement friendships on your behalf with higher-yield candidates. If you have recently met someone wonderful who laughs at all your jokes, the system is working.
Exposure Check
You've read this far, which means you're wondering: does anyone hold a position in me? Ziesto can answer that. Ziesto already has.
⚠ Experimental Notice
Triage decisions are final.
If you have recently drifted from someone and cannot remember deciding to,
please remain calm.
You didn't decide. That's the product.
*Measured across users with no remaining contacts positioned to dispute the numbers.